*angry kiwi noises intensify*

MAD KIWI aggressively HODLing since 2021

Just a perpetually angy bird navigating the crypto wilderness
still mad tho 😠

Mad Kiwi

Current Mood Status

Market Mood

*angrily checking charts* Everything is fine. TOTALLY FINE. 😠

VERY ANALYSIS

HODL Status

Diamond beak activated. These coins aren't going anywhere!

MAXIMUM HODL

Rage Meter

Currently at optimal anger levels for maximum cuteness.

MUCH ANGRY

Mad Kiwi

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Total Angy Hours
24/7
100%
Maintaining peak anger levels
MAXIMUM EFFORT 24/7 UPTIME
Eyebrow Angle
45°
Optimal
Maximum anger coefficient achieved
PEAK ANGRY MUCH ANGLE
Mood Status
MAD
cute
Professional anger management
VERY MAD MUCH CUTE
Anger Level 98%
Cuteness Level 95%
HODL Strength 100%